I'm off to work later today so I will leave you with some tips/concerns!
1. Women. Seriously, how do you get pee on the toilet seat? Are you in that much of a hurry to get out and shop some more? Be a sweetie, wipe the seatie.
2. I do not know if that necklace goes with that shirt and what shoes will look good with it. I'm not Rachel Zoe. I get paid minimum wage to ring your ass up and that's it!
3. I will tell you that the shirt looks cute to get you to spend money. Sorry. Job security.
4. Ladies, after your purchase this isn't clean out my purse time. I have a line of people and you really want me to throw away your gum wrappers and old receipts. Get out of here!!
5. Do you know how bad I want to tell you that that shirt isn't your size and save you a trip back. Your extra large ass is not going to fit in a medium! They're called skinny jeans people, not make you skinny jeans.
6. Parents when we call you to the front it's because your child is crying because they can't find you. Please don't continue to shop and make us walk around the store with the kid until they can point you out.
7. When the sensors go off at the door, come back to check! Chances are there's a reason why it's going off.
Happy Labor Day!
